aching and bleeding
oh my God the pain... i just scratched my finger and blood is gushing out... well maybe not like a waterfall or that dancing fountain at KLCC but still it made me swear. Further more after that massive and strenous workout i had on Saturday at the new Jackie Chan gym in Midvalley, my body is still feeling sore. I can't even lift my arm without feeling the PAIN..... THE PAIN!!! haha... i must sound like i'm dying... hehe... oh ya... i wrote a post last week but oddly it didn't come out so long story short, i wrote a story/script of my life in a cold cold office and the friends that makes it warm... so here's the first page. any directors out there reading this... u know how to contact me :) oh ya i charge by the minute by the way... muahahaha
oh ya i haven't checked for grammar or sense because i like to let my thoughts flow... so don't mind the mistakes...
Title: Yet to be determined*
By Adrian Ooi
“Hey you guys want to hear a joke?”
“So Superman was having a really boring day as there was surprisingly nobody braking the law in Metropolis. Suddenly he sees WonderWoman sunbathing naked on the rooftop of this building. So superman feeling a bit horny, thought to himself, well people always say I’m the fastest so I’ll just go in and be back here again in a jiffy”.
“Roger, I’ve heard this joke before”, I said.
“Let him continue lah, Chuah hasn’t heard it yet mah” said Yin Yin who was sitting on my left.
The rest looked at him expectantly and he continued.
“So Superman goes in, right, and is done in a matter of milliseconds and zoomed off feeling extremely satisfied”.
I look across me and see I-Lynn already giggling like a small girl listening to a dirty joke for the first time. Rolling my eyes I turn my attention back to Roger who was animatedly rubbing his ass “…Invisible man rubs his ass and says to Wonderwoman “My ass hurts like hell”. Immediately a chain reaction started with Chuah bursting with her loud laugh while Jasmine was laughing so hard into her hand that she looked like she was vomiting. Hui Ying, who obviously heard the joke before was staring with disbelief at her colleagues.
Looking at the gang, who was stifling their laughter, I just couldn’t help laughing with them. “Shh… people will notice us. We’re suppose to be working you know.”
“Hey but we don’t have our access to the database yet. How to work?” asked Azlina.
“True…” said Syama.
Sitting there at the coffee table in the lounge of my new office I wonder how in the world did I ended up with this bunch of crazy people as friends.
Roger for one is the laughter of the group. No matter how quiet we get, Roger will always be there to provide laughter either by means of his actually quite funny jokes or being the butt of jokes as the girls who outnumber us guys 6 to 2 kind of find it amusing to pick on him for being the youngest.
Then there is Azlina - the cynic of the group, whom coincidently happens to be the oldest in the group. Famous for her snide remarks and the sarcastic look which she so often gives to Roger for trying to make her spray her food at the person sitting across with a joke, she is often swamped with work because of her responsible persona that she projects. To be continued….
oh ya i haven't checked for grammar or sense because i like to let my thoughts flow... so don't mind the mistakes...
Title: Yet to be determined*
By Adrian Ooi
“Hey you guys want to hear a joke?”
“So Superman was having a really boring day as there was surprisingly nobody braking the law in Metropolis. Suddenly he sees WonderWoman sunbathing naked on the rooftop of this building. So superman feeling a bit horny, thought to himself, well people always say I’m the fastest so I’ll just go in and be back here again in a jiffy”.
“Roger, I’ve heard this joke before”, I said.
“Let him continue lah, Chuah hasn’t heard it yet mah” said Yin Yin who was sitting on my left.
The rest looked at him expectantly and he continued.
“So Superman goes in, right, and is done in a matter of milliseconds and zoomed off feeling extremely satisfied”.
I look across me and see I-Lynn already giggling like a small girl listening to a dirty joke for the first time. Rolling my eyes I turn my attention back to Roger who was animatedly rubbing his ass “…Invisible man rubs his ass and says to Wonderwoman “My ass hurts like hell”. Immediately a chain reaction started with Chuah bursting with her loud laugh while Jasmine was laughing so hard into her hand that she looked like she was vomiting. Hui Ying, who obviously heard the joke before was staring with disbelief at her colleagues.
Looking at the gang, who was stifling their laughter, I just couldn’t help laughing with them. “Shh… people will notice us. We’re suppose to be working you know.”
“Hey but we don’t have our access to the database yet. How to work?” asked Azlina.
“True…” said Syama.
Sitting there at the coffee table in the lounge of my new office I wonder how in the world did I ended up with this bunch of crazy people as friends.
Roger for one is the laughter of the group. No matter how quiet we get, Roger will always be there to provide laughter either by means of his actually quite funny jokes or being the butt of jokes as the girls who outnumber us guys 6 to 2 kind of find it amusing to pick on him for being the youngest.
Then there is Azlina - the cynic of the group, whom coincidently happens to be the oldest in the group. Famous for her snide remarks and the sarcastic look which she so often gives to Roger for trying to make her spray her food at the person sitting across with a joke, she is often swamped with work because of her responsible persona that she projects. To be continued….
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